"Want some bacon?"

"No man, I don't eat pork."

"Are you Jewish?"

"Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."

"Why not?"

"Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."

"Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

"How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces."

"I don't eat dog either."

"Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"

"I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."

"Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"

"Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"

Because I spent the entire day with Samuel L. Jackson's voice saying: "Personality goes a long way" in my head.