And my friends were like "Whatever, you'll find someone better. His eyes are way too close together and we never even liked him from the start and now he's with that tart and I heard she done some really nasty stuff down at the park with Michael, he said she's easy and if you're guy's with someone that sleazy, then he ain't worth your time 'cause you deserve a real nice guy." So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry and locked myself in the toilet the entire time.