I kind of suck at summer, you guys

It seems like everybody on the face of the earth (but especially people my age) simply adore summer and the sunshine makes everything better and blah blah blah. I will now state the following reasons why I have decided that summer just isn't my thing:

• Summer clothes, distorted body image, too much skin showing. GROSS. It just makes me feel uncomfortable.
• SO MUCH SWEAT AND GREASY SKIN. How could this ever be okay?
• Too much heat makes me claustrophobic and like ripping out of my own skin, which is why I don't like being at the beach for too long. Plus, another thing about the beach is that I get this 'okay, what do I do now?' sort of feeling.
• I wear normal glasses so I either have to opt for a headache from straining my eyes to see when I'm wearing sunglasses or a headache from squinting from the brightness of the sun. Lose-lose situation. 
• I'm really bad at sleeping normally and at normal times, but sleeping when it's unbearably hot is definitely on my list of 10 Things That Absolutely Suck.
• I really like indoor activities, so as much as I like watching TV shows on my laptop or scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard, I always have to listen to comments like "why are you inside on such a beautiful day?!" 
• The same goes for the movie theaters. I love going to the movie theater but apparently, in the summer, day time should be spent outdoors. Ugh.
• I'm a lonely person, so I'm either wistfully wishing I had somebody to go on outdoorsy escapades with or just somebody to share the air conditioning with. I mean, this obviously isn't just a bother in the summer, but I just feel like summer, and especially, vacations are reserved to be spent with people you like that are your own age (and not, uhm, your cat.) 
• So majority of summer vacations, my family and I end up going to spend at least a week at a city by the sea. So this is the issue about me being a super picky eater. Fish is okay, but really Dad, every day? Can't we just go eat some pasta somewhere? 

I'm just really inadequate and summer isn't the right season for me. Now can somebody please just lower the temperature here or something?