*our cat Mel walks into the room meowing*

Mari: Cadê a Jessie [our other cat]?

Me: Probably downstairs, not being a pussy. No pun intended, y'know, cause they're cats. I meant it in the non-cat way for pussy. Not in like...the other way. You know what I meant...ela deve tar lá embaixo.

Mari: Okay, weirdo.