"And then I saw you kissing that girl, my heart, it shattered, and my eyes, they watered, and when I tried to speak, I stuttered. And my friends were like 'whatever, you'll find someone better, his eyes are way too close together and we never even liked him from the start, and now he's with that tart, and I heard she done some really nasty stuff at the park with Michael, he said she's easy and if your guy's with someone that sleazy then he ain't worth your time 'cause you deserve a real nice guy'. So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry and lock myself in the toilet the entire time."

Kate Nash rocks.