Alternative use for my Twilight books

Recently, I found out that I have a ceiling fan and since it's been unbearably hot here, I decided I wanted to use it. I also found out that I'm too short to actually reach the little chords to turn on the fan and the lights so the other night I spent a while trying to find things to stand on to turn on the fan. And then I noticed how many books I have. Since I was trying to find a thick book, my first thought was "Harry Potter". But then I thought "Okay, Dumbledore would get really pissed off if I stood on the books". So I got my Twilight books and they've been hanging around on the floor ever since. Thanks, Stephenie Meyer!  

:)