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I was watching 'Twilight' but then came up because it sucks. I am now going to list everything that sucks about that movie. 

• Kristen Stewart can't act. Like, seriously, she has this scared and awkward face the entire movie. 
  
• Why does everyone want to be friends wih Bella? She's so awkward and she isolates herself.
• Spidermonkey? Seriously? 
• Why does Edward Cullen have this intense "jizz in my pants" face whenever he looks at Bella? It's kind of creepy. 
• If the guy I liked watched me while I slept, I'd be really scared, no matter how hot he is.
• So overly dramatic. 
• It makes no sense that one of the vampires is black if all vampires are supposed to be really pale. 
• There are 5 kids and they drive 3 cars to school. Thanks for your contribution to global warming, Cullens!
• Rosalie is such a bitch. She looks so much older than Carlisle. Oh, and Carlisle looks like he's just 5 years older than Edward. Dad fail. 
• The only scene that Bella looks happy is when she gets her car. FAIL. 
• Why is Jacob's dad in a wheelchair? Not that I'm against it, it's just really random. 
• Jacob's hair. And his ugly-ass friends.  
• The whole abstinence message behind it. Seriously, they only have sex after they're married! 
• Stephenie Meyer clearly doesn't know guys. Edward Cullen was created so that girls would have way too high hopes and so that guys would be rejected.
• Why are intensily pale people so attractive?

Basically, it's this. Not worth renting/paying the movie ticket/turning on the TV.