"Should I ask him? Or is that too personal?"

"No dude, go ahead, ask him."

"Okay...did you ever touch her vagina?"

"Wow, way to phrase that super awkwardly! Hahaha"

"Well, what do you call it?"

"I don't know, I don't call it anything!"

"Fine then, did you ever touch her thing?"

" 'Her thing'? How old are you?"

"But she told me to, I was going to say vagina!"

"Just ask him if he fingered her, you don't have to actually say it."

"Okay, did you finger her?"

"Uhh...no."

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