24.10.09

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable! :)

Okay, so I was reading this girl's blog and I stumbled upon a topic for me to blog about which is the reasons that I love being a girl. 

 - We can listen to pop stuff like Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus and people won't call us gay.
 - Pink nailpolish. <3 
 - We can wear guy clothes (boyfriend jeans, hello!) and girls clothes. It kind of doesn't work both ways, sorry. 
 - Sleepovers are more fun. They consist of trashy movies, gossip, talking about boys and sex, dancing and singing around and eating things that definitely aren't on our diet. And all of this is way cooler than watching porn, talking about which girls are hotter and videogames. No offense. 
- We can flirt with guys and then say "no" when they want to hook up with us. I mean, yeah, guys can do this too, but then they seem like jerks
- Dancing slutty; guys can't shake their ass and ir até o chão 
- Girls can hold hands with girls without being called lesbians
- Make up :) 
- Pregnancy. Okay, yeah, this might be one alot of people's "it sucks being a woman because..." list because it hurts and whatever, but c'mon, you can grow a human being inside you. It's pretty amazing. 
- You always know the baby is yours. 
- We can talk about our feelings and we're not called 'emo'. 
- Dresses
- And skirts
- We can say stuff like "suck my dick" and "jizz in my pants" without it being incredibly awkward. Ex: saying "OMG, that guy's so hot, i just jizzed in my pants" might earn you a few chuckles, but saying "Wow, what a hot girl, i just jizzed in my pants" is going to make people give you weird looks. 

That's it for today, I might have just used up all my creativity on the previous blog posts. 

PS: Title from the song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, in case anyone was wondering. :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

btw que PERFECT definition of a sleepover que vc fez!